What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:48
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do many women like tall men?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?